Vershun’s Brain Dump

I was staying at this place in Toronto that offered furnished temp living or whatever. Essentially it was a hostel with private rooms and there were about 8 other guests.

The owners were a 50-something Asian couple that were cute as a giggling puppy.

Anyway.

So I’m mildly intoxicated and the internet goes out. This makes me angry.

I scour the house looking for the wireless router and I don’t see anything. This is at 2 AM or so and the whole house is asleep except for 1 dude who didn’t speak any English.

So the internet is down. In desperation I start searching cabinets in hopes that they just threw the router in there. Right outside the kitchen I scope this out:

So I figure it has some trinkets or hanging lanterns or whatever the hell people put in cabinets. When I go to open it I’m greeted not with shelves and a wall, but leethax:

As I ducked through there was a separation to the left and a little (tiny in every respect, maybe 3 1/2 foot ceilings too) hacklab, complete with cheap folding chairs, gutted computers, routers, switches, and just a hefty sized chunk of awesome.

Anyway, thought it was cool.