Some Meetings this Week
by Vershun on Apr.16, 2009, under Random
What: Off-the-wagon AA Meeting
Where: Alley behind Pat’s Pub
When: Sunday 3AM
Topic: This meeting will mainly be for warmth. Dan said he’ll bring the booze.
What: Smokers Break Group
Where: Right outside the building
When: During the time we should be working
Topic: We will vary topic of conversation from the latest office gossip to newest cancer treatments.
What: Consortium of Public School Students
Where: Karen’s Mom’s Basement
When: Tuesday after school
Topic: We will delve into the proper use and handling of handheld firearms. Moving target practice afterward for interested parties.
What: Hipster Colloquium
Where: The local coffee shop. No, not THAT corporate trash one, the other one.
When: Jill’s break
Topic: We’ll pseudo-intellectually complain about important things such as society, government, and foreign affairs. Other issues that we’re too worthless to ever change will also be discussed. Toward the end of the meeting we’ll express our overwhelming individuality by discussing obscure music we all listen to and planning new fleeting trends that we all follow.
What: A Banker’s Dozen
Where: Central Park (location might be moved to the Plaza Hotel pending a government subsidy)
When: 12 PM, Friday (after hours)
Topic: Fantastic presentation from some of the leading experts on how to use the government and taxpayer money to profit from a failing business. This will be followed by an open discussion on new investment strategies, such as buying expired milk for cheap in hopes it turns into Gouda cheese.
